If Nudealities Really Existed ..

• Motaro would have a nutsaq about the size of Rhode Island
• The male ninja's dicks would be palette swaps of each other
• Jax would have a bionic penis
• Some moron would start a rumor that he saw the ghost of Johny Cage beating off during Sonya's nudeality
• That same moron would start a newsgroup thread called alt.games.mk.nudeality.cage.spankit
• Kabal's pecker would jump out of his pants and scare the opponent lifeless
• Sheeva would have four nipples
• Sheeva would also rub her ass, finger herself, and play with both tits at the same time
• Against male characters, Stryker would tie a bomb around the opponent's schlong and blow the damn thing off
• Sektor, Cyrax, and robo Smoke would look kinda stupid standing there with no dick (their sex is neutral, remember?:)

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