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Liu Kang
Liu Kang once again emerges champion again after proving himself a pain in the
ass again. It is the apparent death of his friend Kung Lao that enrages Kang into
thinking that he is getting tired of winning all the time after he defeats Kahn. He
won easily watching his friend tell him he is an asshole and then die. All of the
souls of the Outworld critizize him for always winning and Kitana comes to the
Mother Realm (Earth) to madly make love to him to thank him.
Stryker
Being a cop known for his brutal force, Stryker was easily able to beat Shao
Kahn and win the tournament. But he ran into a little problem. One of his fights
was against Jax which took place in a dark Los Angelas alley. Someone video
taped Stryker beating the crap out of the poor guy. The tape ended up in the
wrong hands and it was shown on the 10 'o clock news. Riots soon errupted everywhere and
people went nuts. Stryker was later arrested and charged with assualt and battery
and excessive use of force.
Jax
With his new bionic arms, Shao Kahn and his evil amry was no match for Jax.
After winning the tournament, he decided to keep the arms because when they turned
into knives, they made great can openers and other useful tools. He got so
used to his new, metal arms after awhile, he soon forgot they were there .. but that is
what caused the tragic accident when he got too close to an electrical outlet.
His death was quite a "shock" to friends and family.
Cyrax
Cyrax was captured by Sub-Zero who reprogrammed the souless assassin to kill
the jerk that was having an affair with his wife. Cyrax delivered a succesful
sneak attack by catching subby's wife and her lover off gaurd while they were
knockin' boots in the back seat of his Volvo. After completing
his mission, Cyrax was waiting for new orders and then ... he was struck by lightning
and short circuited. Cyrax was last seen in a downtown titty bar consuming alcoholic
beverages and dancing nude on tabletops.
Kung Lao
Fighting alongside Liu kang, Kung Lao had a fight to the death with Shao Kahn
and won. He was about to do his hat slice fatality on Kahn when things went
totally wrong. His hat malfunctioned and went after Lao. It chased him for 25 miles
until it finally caught up with him, slicing him to little pieces. Police
were never able to find his testicles, which were apparently sawed off during
the assault
Smoke
After winning the tournament, Smoke found life on earth to be very difficult.
It started off minor at first .. frequent requests to sit in the "smoking"
section in restaurants didn't really bother him. But things got worse when
his wife left him because he couldn't "kick the habbit." And then finally,
due to growing concerns
of lung cancer and other such diseases, he was eventually made an outcast by
the American Heart & Lung Association. He is now a homeless bum, wandering
from house to house begging people to let him sleep in their chimneys.
Kano
The one-eyed theif turned against Shao Kahn and defeated him. He could've
had Sonya killed but was deeply in love with her so he let her live. Kano
put on the charm and him and Sonya were married sometime later. She then told
him that she had to go out of town on business for a few days and would be
back soon. Kano said he'd "keep an eye out for her." A few days later, Kano
commits suicide and to this day, nobody really knows why
Sonya
The tournament went by and Sonya was soon made famous from her spread in Playboy
(hehe). She is one bad azz beeeeeeeeeeaach and only leg tosses those guys who
she considers worthy. She is now considered the sexiest woman in America and
has an ass that simply WILL NOT quit!!! She did mary Kano at one time,
skipped town after cleaning out his bank accounts, and robbing the poor chump
of everything he owned.
Sektor
Sektor is unit C3P0, er .. LK9T9. While it was once believed that he was the
fist ninja assassin to have been created by the Lin Kuei, it is discovered
during the course of the tournament that he was actually the last .. a reject that was
built with leftover Cyrax and Smoke parts and a few pieces of metal they scrapped
off a Ford Pinto (which might explain why he sucks). He finally wins the tournament,
despite the fact that his legs kept falling off and they had to superglue them
back on every 10 minutes.
Sheeva
Sheeva used her four arms to easily beat the crap out of Shao Kahn and decided
to remain here on earth after winning the Mortal Kombat tournament.
Although things were rough for her at first because
everyone made a mockery of her and her four arms, she soon became sort of a
superstar .. making millions of dollars by staring in many big freak shows
and circuis events.
Sindel
She wins the tournament and defeats Shao Kahn and quicky wins over the hearts
and imagination of millions due to her floating abilities. You could often
find her after dark hovering over the city in the night sky. She would
eventually run into a weight problem .. getting up to a hefty 400 pounds. She
was appropriately nicknamed "The Sindel Blimp." Her life was cut short when
the US Army mistakenly mistook her for enemy aircraft and gunned her down.
During her lifetime, GoodYear strapped a camera around her waist and she
covered the Super Bowl every year along with other major sporting events.
OJ Simpson
Suggested Moves
Butcher Fatality:
He takes out a knife and slashes up the opponent into little pieces .. and
then goes after their wives! When fighting against a female opponent, he
also cuts them up and then slaughters the announcer as well, just 'cuz he
happened to be there at the time. If you hold D+HP, after the fatality, he'll
swear up and down that he didn't do it.
Michael Jackson
Suggested Moves
'Da Crotchgrab: You might think that this is a devestating move where
he grabs the opponent's crotch, but no .. it's simply a taunt move. Instead
of grabing the opponet's crotch, he grabs his own and struts around the screen
a little.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!: A move sort of like Sindel's sonic
scream. He lets out a thunderous yell that catches the opponent off gaurd and
temperarily makes them vunerable for an attack.
Flash Fatality: He pulls down his pants .. opponent falls to the
ground and "dies" laughing.
Long Dong Silver
Suggested Moves
Semon Squirt: He shoots a stream of jism into his opponent's eye, setting
them up for an attack
Shadow Cockswing: Beats opponent repeatedly over the head with his dick
for a multi-hit combo.
Penispound Fatality: Similar to Sheeva's fist pound fatality, he raises
his penis high in the air and wacks it across the opponent's head several times ..
sending them into the gound so that only their head sticks out of the ground.
After that, he pisses in the opponent's face.
Strangle Fatality Wraps his cock around the opponent's neck and chokes them
to death.