Why the fuck are you lamers asking me for porn!?
GO AWAY!

Why are you stupid assholes coming to my site for porn!? This is NOT a porn
site. How long are you idiots going to keep downloading that stupid "see
README" kerrihos.jpg file?  Have I offended you? GOOD!!! Think of how
annoyed I get every time I get email asking for the Kerri picture.  And
please don't write me. I'll just ignore your stupid ass. This is my damn
server, and unless you're like to make your own server and put up porn
pictures, then shut the hell up.