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From: erichanf@aol.com (EricHanf)
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Subject: POETRY: The Liu Kang Poem
Date: 4 Oct 1994 23:13:08 -0400
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This is the poem I mentioned a few weeks back about Liu Kang...  Enjoy... 

There was a man
His name was Liu Kang
He defeated Shang Tsung
Using strength and dragon's flame

A windmill kick then uppercut
Was the finisher of his choice
But this man named Liu Kang
Had a curiously high pitched voice

In the second deadly Tournament
Held by a man with a Scarlet Staff
The man named Liu Kang's fatality of choice
Was to bite a man in half.

Impaled by Baraka
Blown up at Raiden's hands
The man named Liu Kang was so determined
He just kept coming back

He finally got to Kintaro
And almost shit his pants
To Kintaro, the man named Liu Kang
Was roughly the size of an ant.

But after defeating Kintaro
He destroyed Shao Khan
After the man named Liu Kang was done
The Khan's meddling was undone.


Alright...  there it is...  In a few days I am planning ot post a story
that I started writing about what may have happened if the original
Kombateers met in high school...  It's kinda weird...  But I'm gonna post
it anyways....  Buh-bye..